Failiur 101...tightly based on true story

Ch 1 - Class Dismissed.

Twas a merry time before Christmas. i thought of the 3 weeks of pure partying and and no work as I arranged the books in the library - lets not get into my 'Job'. $7.25 per hour for working. But here employment = warming the chair, surfing the web, and aimlessly wondering around the the room full of books. there was gratuitous amounts of knowledge here , of course not for me. but i digress.

Then Mr. Mean Dean walked into the room and said "im goin to lock this room from the outside. Ohh, Guy, before i forget there is an internship at College University in biostatistics. they pay you in gold and give a palace to live during the summer. at the end you'll gain substantial knowledge and get to keep the 20% of the palace goods." Now, i had a lot of respect for Mr.Mean Dean, except this was the Godfather putting a gun to my forehead and subconsciously commanding, "u'll go to the CU." But to his wife, 'I'll make him an offer he cant refuse." He has a point; for a pauper like myself, gold coins worth 3 zeros before the decimal is an offer i will not refuse.

So, I got my mind set up; CU here i come. Statistics get ready to be owned. Bags were packed, room was set, dorm key returned, Friends goodbye, and family here i come.